Yarrawonga Ride

G'day to you all,

and for those of you who missed the ride to Yarrawonga/Mulwala, you missed a fantastic weekend.

It started for a few of the members meeeting in melbourne

chef
scorpion
foggy
whitey
magic
sleeper
pedro

then up the highway to seymour where we lost Pedro (Home Duties called) and gained Shrek,Bronco (Darwin Chapter, Shreks bitch) and Izzy. After a coffee and photo session we were on the track to shepparton. with foggy sittin behind the two mighty VN800's he was in a exhaust noise heaven. with whitey leadin the way. once in shep we all stopped at the servo (Needed gogo juice) whitey went off to find Crossbow.

Once intro's were over we listened to crossbow tell of his misfortunes with the VN1500 and ogled his new aniversary model harley, We headed for the small town of 1 ewe(not the correct spelling). after a cool refreshing ale off to yarrawonga.

We met the roadkill not far out where he showed us where the nasty little speed camera was hiddin. We were then led into yarrawonga by our elustrious leeder(Chef) and road captain(whitey) who had no idea where they were goin, so roadkill took over and led the lambs to the slaughter (oooppps wrong story) his house.

After many ales and dribblin shit we sat down to a fantastic BBQ courtesy of roadkill and his girlfriend (sorry shit with rememberin names).Then it was off to the mulwala sailin club for the creedence cover band. I (Shrek) got off to a great start, Left my leatherman on and only for roadkill seein it wouldnt have made it in, Then was made remove my bandanna for the security camera,s and finally signed the temperary members book as shrek with the addresss as Australia.

They hunted me down inside the club and forcibly removed me. ( no they didnt) they asked me very politly to resign the book using my real name and address. Now onto the good bits. the band was exelent the ratio of women to men was approx 4 to 1 and the piss was cold. Foggy worked up a sweat on the dance floor.

John travolta eat you heart out, Foggy Travolta is moovin in. Bronco was out to stud and my eyes hurt. sleeper and magic also cut some smooth mooves on the dance floor while chef and scorpion looked very much like men with 2 left feet (Just kiddin fellas). towards the end of the night koggins got alcoholically disorientated and heard last bus called and dissapeared while whitey well I don't know what happened to whitey.

At the end of the night full of piss empty of sweat and very much exhausted we headed back to roadkills for more. NOOOOOD SPARIN was on the agenda and I made the first charge followed by roadkill. 27 degrese in the water and no other takers (Wooosssesss). After they all piked it to bed myself ,roadkill, bronco and (forgot another name) sat in the spa until frig only knows when.

Not too long after we all slowly rose from the dead, a few sore heads and stiff joints (thats Bones) we managed a BBQ breakfast. Dropped off extras and packed up ready to go, after a photo session where the kids came out to play (had to be there) we hit the road towards home. Made a brief but very welcome stop at Sleepers dads place. After a chat and a smoke for those who do we were on the road again. Stopped in shep (more gogo juice) and a cool drink, on the road to Nagambie where we stopped for lunch (MMMMM fooood). then onto my house in avenel, We watched a video of the memorial ride in darwin then the group left us in seymour and onto melbourne.

I would like to thank on behalf of the chapter, Roadkill, His Girlfriend (for puttin up with us) The mulwala sailing club and on my own behalf the members who attended and made it such a memorable weekend .

Your riding roving ride reporter

SHREK